Saturday, December 12, 2009

CLVIII - Mischief & Fun

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To the tune of "God rest ye merry gentlemen" I give you:
Mischief and Fun

Why do you have such hairy legs?
You really should be shorn.
Whenever you are nearby
My wicked heart is torn
By lusting for the naked bits
Of you that are not fawn.
O bearer of mischief and joy,
Mischief and joy,
O bearer of mischief and joy.

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© J Cosmo Newbery
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22 comments:

  1. Well, that version would make the wretched supermarket carols more bearable. Can I sing it aloud?

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  2. As long as you sing
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    © J Cosmo Newbery
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    as well.

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  3. I shall use this with good cheer this year!

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  4. Perv ;)

    But it's way better than those stupid "Christmas Shoes" and "Jesus Take the Wheel" songs!

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  5. I'm not sure
    Is a shaver really the cure?
    Why not give in, give a yield,
    and enjoy what you can from a full field?

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  6. Draw a luxurious bubble bath and lure her in. Shave her legs for her.
    Slowly and carefully.
    I think you will be pleasantly surprised.

    ;-)

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  7. uh....
    Please nevermind, dear
    It doesn't matter when you're near
    But the advice given maybe lacking...
    I think if tried, may get some slapping.

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  8. no slapping from me, love.
    just a bit of sloshing in the tub.

    d;-)

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  9. well, then I'll bring a razor with me...
    uh-oh...there's the rub

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  10. Hang on a minute. Who's in the bath with who here?

    I get the distinct feeling I am missing out on something smooth and sloshy.

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  11. oops!
    Hon, I think we may be in the wrong house...
    Uh, sorry, Mr. Newbery...uh, we kind'a got caught up in the moment..
    d=)) d:-)
    we'll just slip out this way...
    (sounds of four wet, naked feet running off into the distance)

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  12. Got it, babe.
    Hurry up now...Mr. Newbery has guests...
    Is that the Prime Minister?

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  13. (click click, squeaky door opens, boneman peeks around it)
    By the way, nice song, sir!
    (door closes, bare feet run off into the mist of blogland)

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  14. Hey! There's a soap and stubble ring in my bath!

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  15. the soap would be me
    the stubble, perhaps she?
    I couldn't really say.
    (and maybe shouldn't if I again want to play)
    But shall just clean both. How would that be?

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  16. Cute poem J Cosmo, you are a cheeky fellow. :)

    I don't shave
    yet my legs are hair-free
    smooth and silky
    that's how all girls should be
    and I can think of more fun
    things to do in the bath
    if someone
    would care to join me... ♡

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  17. I think I am going to have to put in a hot tub.

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  18. Oh my - I really must wax my legs! ;-)

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  19. Frisky fun... you're full of it, J Cosmo. Good luck with the hot tub. You can have mine if you want it. ;)

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  20. J...If you are checking in now and then...I just wanted to wish you a very Merry Christmas down there! I hope 2010 is a banner year for you.

    Dan

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