Saturday, April 29, 2017

1013 - This Little Piggie



This Little Piggie.
Ode to a former boss
who was, shall we say, let go.

I said goodbye, Daryl,
Well, goodbye, Daryl
It's so nice to see you get your lot
You're far too big, Daryl
You’re just a pig, Daryl
You're soon forgotten
You're pretty rotten
You're a misbegotten twat.
I love that you’re disappearin’
And the staff’s all cheerin’
As you waddle out the door just one last time
So take your bum, fella
Your leadership was pretty dumb, fella
Daryl never come this way again

[repeat]

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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14 comments:

  1. A little bird told me who he is. I gather that you dont miss him?

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  2. Good riddance!! Hope the new one's better.

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  3. Three cheers! Celebrate! Things must be looking up now. Yay!

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  4. I can't stop giggling at the phrase "misbegotten twat".

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  5. He deserved what's coming!

    Hank

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  6. Well we all deserve better :)

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  7. The "Darryl"s are a sad rite of passage, we must endure, throughout our working lives. Just hope this is your first and last experience, with this rite.

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  8. Misbegotten Twat! Now that's a Band Name! Great poem.

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  9. All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. (George Orwell)

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  10. I had the tune to Hello Dolly running round my head after the opening lines.Misbegotten twat is superb.

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